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The
Farmers Market - continued
We
make the rounds, talking to vendors and visitors alike. Mostly everybody
seems to be having a nice time. The knife and scissors sharpener,
Ed Souliere, seems a little out of sorts because he's having trouble
with his van.
"It's
the battery or the alternator," he says. "Hope it's the
battery, it won't cost so much."
A couple
come up to him. The guy asks Ed if he's going to be here next week.
They want to bring some knives.
"Might
not be able to leave ," says Ed, who lives in Hereford.
"Worse
places," sez the guy and walks off.
We
talk to Gloria, who sells homemade soaps and lotions from a table
covered with a pink blanket. She says she's sold a lot today.
"Now
I have to go home and make some more," she smiles. "That's
the trouble."
And
we visit with a lady in a wheelchair under a young Sycamore named
Emma Johns - the lady, not the Sycamore - who is promoting the Greyhound
Adoption League and jewelry.
"All
this is made by my son Mark," she says. "No plastic. None
of this is junk."
And
there's Linda Green, giving chair massages in the deep shade.
And
there are Chris and Ray, herbologists and purveyors of 'fantasy
knives.' They're in it for the long run, they seem to be saying.
They plan on having a lot more stuff out here.
"All
of our crystals are coming in from Austria," Ray is saying.
"And we're getting a lot of stuff from Egypt."
We
reach down to a particularly nasty looking piece of cutlery - just
what kind of fantasies are these? - as Ray raises a warning
hand.
"Don't
touch the blade. What ever you do, don't touch the blade."

They're
doing a brisk business over at a fruit and vegetable stand. A man
and a girl are bagging up groceries about as fast as people are
handing them over, cash and tomatoes flashing back and forth so
fast we're having trouble getting photos. We move around to the
long end of the table, locked in that classic photographer stance
we often admired and have tried to emulate when, lo, through the
viewfinder, we see a woman at the other end of the table with a
squash in her hand staring at us. Staring at us. We've seen this
look before.
It's
only a matter of seconds before she's at our shoulder.
"Excuse
me, Sir, I'm concerned about my image here," she says.
"Running
a little paranoid here, are we?" we ask. We think about sending
her over to the meteorology-solar-cookery conspiracy across the
way.
"Well
I know a little about photography and I don't want to wind up on
top of a naked body."
Well,
now... a dozen things run through our lightning, rapier-like mind.
What do we tell this woman? That it might turn out to be an improvement
for her? That we often want to wind up on top of....
"Right,"
is what we actually say. "You're wise to be careful."
"Well
it is my image. So if you don't mind...."
"Actually,
we didn't take your picture."

Continued
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